I had to sit around a empty house all day while carpet was being installed, so I wanted to have Internet access. I had to find a way to get the modem and router up off the floor while they worked. I came up with a system involving bungee cords and a window frame.
This is either proof of my utter brilliance, or a sign I need to stop watching My Big Redneck Wedding. Tracy and Whitney voted for the latter.
I have a theory that you can fix almost anything with WD 40 or Duct Tape. I might put bungee cords in that group. Rednecks love duct tape.....I even saw one show where they used duct tape to keep a wedding dress from splitting.