Friday, January 23, 2009
My New Skill
I recently acquired a totally useless new skill.....I can rip a phone book in half with my bare hands. I have done it a few times for others and people seem to get a kick out of it.
Of course, this skill has very little real world application....or so I thought at first.
As the father of a 16 year old daughter, I will soon have boys showing up for date nights. My idea is to have Tracy or Whitney open the door when her date arrives, while I stand in the background ripping phone books in half.
My guess is these young men will gain a much deeper appreciation of words like "curfew", "abstinence" and "pain".